pluhme:

Men use love to get sex.
Women use sex to get love.
I use coupons to get pizza.

(via bloodyllamaofjoy)

(Source: karmyes, via dagyo)

maliciousmelons:

my anaconda dont want none unless you got funds hun

(via bunsodatuin)

"Ugliness with a good character is better than beauty. ~Nigerian Proverb"

Nothing like ’90s R&B.

(Source: thechanelmuse, via hoponmyduck)

I want to _____ you.

nicodianeglo:

bruisedbrat:

tillylikestroye:

the-winchester-initiative:

eye4aye:

uncaging-the-chaos:

reblog and see what your followers say

Interesting..

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I’VE LITERALLY HAVE NEVER DONE ANYTHING TO YOU PEOPLE

I was just reblogging for the above post I didn’t think I’d get any

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I won’t get any but I don’t know if that’s a good thing or a bad thing

PLEASE, DO IT

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last time was fun

(via our-lady-of-perpetual-homo)

whatslifewithoutfandoms:

tortillah:

remember when zack and cody entered a parallel universe

and london was smart

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and maddie was dumb

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and esteban was a woman

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so basically they were their stereotypes

(via bunsodatuin)

sextpert:

you know when you really want to kiss someone and you can’t help but keep looking at their lips like those should be on mine

(Source: sextpert-deactivated20140114, via thelast-lostboy)

foodthatlookslikeiggyazalea:

Iggy Azalea and spilled fries

(via foodthatlookslikeiggyazalea)

foodthatlookslikeiggyazalea:

Iggy Azalea and coconut water

slayboybunny:

everyone who thinks im cute because theyve seen my selfies online have got a nother thing coming tbh lol……………. cameras cannot pick up how beautiful i am in real life

(via un-glaub-lich)

wonnderr-lusttt:

looow-tus:

undftdaniel:

defend-sissy-boy-emo:

jadelyn:

holypuckingcow:

abbysetcetera:

Adulthood doesn’t mean you stop drinking juice pouches and eating fruit snacks. It means buying your own. 

and mixing them with vodka

At 3 in the morning while marathoning your favorite show because nobody can tell you to go to bed.

And then regretting your decisions the next morning.

Because you have to work.

and make more money to buy fruit snacks and juice pouches.

and vodka

(Source: asexualarmin, via tomorowisneverpromisedtoday)