"i just broke up with my -"
I LOVE JOKES THAT ARE SO TERRIBLE THEY BECOME FUNNY IRONICALLY I LITERALLY LAUGH SO HARD AT THOSE ITS EMBARASSING
Why couldn’t the man find his map
Because he lost his map
i’m actually pretty cool just give me like 5 tries to get it right
being romantically frustrated is 1000000 worse than being sexually frustrated because you can get yourself off but you can’t spoon with yourself and kiss your own forehead