(Source: lost-tobacco, via f-ftw)


benefits of being friends with me

  • shitty jokes whenever you ask for them
  • shitty jokes whenever you don’t ask for them

(via lydiaamartin)

innocent looking girls that are secretly kinky as fuck are girls worth living for

(Source: krook, via fuckyeahilikechicks)

"I’m afraid I’ll never finish college. I’m afraid I’ll finish college with student loans I can never pay back. I’m afraid I’ll get a degree and won’t be able to find a job in that field. I’m afraid I’ll get a degree, get the job I dreamed of, and hate it."

A Mental Illness Happy Hour listener whose list of fears matches mine four for four. Glad I’m not the only one.
(via mcmexican)

(Source: insensiblenothingness, via thelast-lostboy)

"You seem real pretty. And I ain’t talking bout how you look, i’m talking about your vibe. Your vibe is pretty."

Kid Cudi  (via pinkw0lf)

(Source: druggedminds, via tywuhh)

#Don’t mess with Alison

(Source: scotthowling, via welcometothepiehole)


"thats a lot of cream cheese on your bagel" yea well thats a lot of asshole in your personality

(Source: straighthater, via lydiaamartin)


The avengers totally love Tony. ♥

(via thesetitsarereal)



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I saw this and burst into tears oh my god

(via onestonedlesbian)

(via kxndxl)






Wait do American people not call their friends mate?? Is this a thing???

Yup. I’m sure some do but mostly people just say friend. Which is boring but whatever.

Wait so you go up to your friends and be like “Hello friend.”

we use names

(via ahatb17)

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