clothes should not be considered on sale if they’re still more than $20
*inhales* what a beautiful day *exhales* to play video games for 15 hours straight
Girls sitting on my lap facing me is my weakness..
when straight girls think it’s “fun” to flirt with lesbians
How relationships work:
I like your butt.
However, I can notice other butts. They can be nice too.
But your butt is my favourite butt. It’s the nicest butt. Because it’s mine. And I can touch it.