benefits of being friends with me
- shitty jokes whenever you ask for them
- shitty jokes whenever you don’t ask for them
innocent looking girls that are secretly kinky as fuck are girls worth living for
"thats a lot of cream cheese on your bagel" yea well thats a lot of asshole in your personality
Wait do American people not call their friends mate?? Is this a thing???
Yup. I’m sure some do but mostly people just say friend. Which is boring but whatever.
Wait so you go up to your friends and be like “Hello friend.”
we use names