methhomework:

"i just broke up with my -"

image

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casualbutthole:

jesussbabymomma:

casualbutthole:

jesussbabymomma:

I LOVE JOKES THAT ARE SO TERRIBLE THEY BECOME FUNNY IRONICALLY I LITERALLY LAUGH SO HARD AT THOSE ITS EMBARASSING

Why couldn’t the man find his map

why

Because he lost his map

(via lydiaamartin)

(Source: daraht, via coolest-humans)

vermofftiss:

anuminous:

Public Service Announcement from Megan Fox promoting Jennifer’s Body (2009)

Fuck yeah. Best PSA ever seen.

That… did not end the way I expected it to.

(Source: pattinson-mcguinness, via dagyo)

guy:

i’m actually pretty cool just give me like 5 tries to get it right

(via live-limitless-)

serenading-the-unicorn:

gymleaderkarkat:

What are you so afraid of!?

I’m REALLY sorry but it looks like they’re about to rap battle

(Source: four-big-idiots, via lydiaamartin)

lesbian-en-skate:

me meeting new people

(via cee-may)

"Never allow loneliness to drive you into the arms of someone you know you don’t belong with."

illiteratedad:

being romantically frustrated is 1000000 worse than being sexually frustrated because you can get yourself off but you can’t spoon with yourself and kiss your own forehead

(via highgradelove)

igotoschoolwithpeasants:

lustt-and-luxury:

*makes last minute adjustments to life goals*

Why am i going to college?

(Source: yungcunt, via beautifullyburnedxo)